Tuesday, December 04, 2012

That Really Exciting Thing I Haven't Blogged About Yet

So yeah, I've recently blogged about the advantages to having a big head.  I've listed 25 useless facts about myself.  I have, however, not even noticed the majorly exciting news that I've been looking forward to for years.  So, here goes.

The Hobbit comes out on December 14.  I am beyond excited for this movie, and the previews look fantastic.  I'll be attending a midnight showing somewhere.  This is the second of two movies this year that I was incredibly excited for (the first being The Dark Knight Rises).  That one did not disappoint, and I don't expect this one to either.  And there are two more Hobbit moves coming out.  Ah, the excitement!

Okay, so I am really excited for that movie, but... admittedly, that's actually not the purpose for this post.  Something else even more exciting is coming up.  Something most of you already probably know about, and have seen pictures of.  But, alas.

Megan and I are closing on our house on December 21.  It is up in Forest Lake, Minnesota, a little further away than we had originally been looking, but that's okay.  The area is nice, and feels a little bit less like it's near a massive city.  It's on a short little cul-de-sac street, with .97 acres, with lots of trees in the back.  The inside was completely remodeled - kitchen, bathrooms, carpet and tile.  All new appliances (though we'll need to buy a washer and dryer).  We'll have to fence a bit of the back in, to give our dog Pixel a good area to run around.  It has 5 bedrooms, which is more than we were looking for, but we're coming up with uses for them, including one which will become my office and hobby room.  It really is almost perfect for us, we think.  The only downsides are that it is a little farther away, and that the garage is detached, but those are small things.  We're super excited to close and start moving in!  We have until the end of February, when our lease is up on the apartment.  Plenty of time.

The house hunting process was interesting.  We ended up meeting our realtor a total of 6 times, visiting 23 different houses.  We had some houses we were quite excited to see, that ended up falling quite short of our expectations in real life.  And others that surprised us.  We visited 4 houses twice, and seriously considered one of them, before expanding our search to include the Forest Lake area, where we found the house we're ultimately buying.  I enjoyed looking through the different houses and seeing the different layouts, and imagining myself living in each of them.  Some of them you could disquality quickly, while others I really liked as soon as I walked in.  We went in some that were pristine, and others where there were dirty dishes stacked up in the kitchen, and Playboy magazines sitting on shelves.  At the start, I had hopes that we'd only look at a few houses before making a decision, but that ended up not happening, which is quite alright, as I think we're ending up with a really nice house at a good price ($185,000).  That, combined with our down payment, and we should be able to pay it off within 15 years (that's the hope, anyway, but only time will tell).

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

The First Step is Acceptance

In response to my short sister-in-law, I have come up with the top 10 advantages to having a big head.  Not that this applies to me. 

Oh, I can't hide from this fact.  I can't really hide from anything with a head of this size.  So, without further delay, here is the list. 

10. On a sunny day, it can provide shade to large groups of people.
9. Big forehead means lots of advertising space.
8. Eavesdropping is easier, as your ears are naturally closer to the eavesdropping targets.
7. With a good paint job, a big head can play a boulder in the school play.
6. A big head has a big mouth, allowing that person to eat more food.
5. People think you have a big brain.  Even if you don't.
4. A big headed person's hat can double as a tent.
3. It protects the rest of your body from rain.
2. It allows your entire body to double as a battering ram.
1. In a fight (including a zombie apocalypse), the headbutt is a lethal move.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Twenty-Five Facts

I had previously done a list of 50 facts about me and my life.  Here are 25 more.

Fascinating!
  1. I strongly believe that the most important part of a cake is the frosting.
  2. I am not a germophobe.  I'll drink from someone else's glass and not worry for a moment.  Germs happen.
  3. I may not seem like one, but I'm a hugger.  My shyness limits this, but if anyone wants a hug, my arms are open.
  4. I'm not a big fan of gum.  To me, it loses its flavor within five minutes, then you are just chewing a piece of rubber.
  5. My stomach doesn't care what time of day it is.  I like breakfast foods for lunch and supper, and normal meal foods for breakfast.  This includes dessert.  Food is food.
  6. The sight of vomit makes me queasy.
  7. I have a natural frown.  This sometimes causes people to think I'm sad or angry when I'm not.  And I'm almost always not.
  8. I used to firmly believe that I would never get married.  I was going to have four cats.  Instead, I now have a wife and a dog.  If my wife would allow it, I would likely get a good sized snake, and a tarantula.
  9. When I, uh, "pass gas," I always say "Excuse me."  Even if no one else is around.
  10. I have weird issues with social anxiety.  Sometimes, when I need to go talk to someone at work, or make a phone call, I sit for several minutes readying myself for the encounter.  If it's a phone call, I sometimes write up what I'm going to say first, so I can read it when I call.
  11. Back in the day, I seriously considered going to college for an English degree instead of computers.   Now I sometimes wonder if that would have been the better choice.
  12. I would probably go back to school for a Masters if it wasn't so ridiculously expensive, and if I did, I think I'd be pretty excited about school.
  13. Due to being pigeon-toed, when I was younger, I would often trip over my own feet.  It took quite a bit of conscious practice on how I walked to make that stop happening.
  14. I can't put my tongue into the normal U-shape that most people can.  I can, however, flip my tongue upside-down.  So that's something.
  15. I have trouble reading a book while there is talking around me.  This includes the TV.  It also affects me when I'm trying to concentrate on a project at work.
  16. I don't like coffee or tea, though I am slowly warming up to some cappuccino and mocha flavors.
  17. I'm not really a fan of eating eggs.  Ketchup helps.
  18. If it wasn't highly dangerous and illegal, I think it would be great fun to be in a high speed police chase.
  19. To me, age is just a number.  It had no impact on me to turn 30.  It won't bother me to turn 40 or 50, and so on.  I'm not afraid to get old.  I don't believe that I will be having a mid-life crisis.
  20. I have a non-completely-serious belief that people who are close to me have some extra protection in life, as nothing that catastrophically terrible has ever happened to someone close to me, and no one that close to me has ever died.  If I were to rank the saddest I've ever been about the death of someone in my life, the top two would be cats.
  21. I like change.  This is referring to when some aspect of life changes, not the money you find between the couch cushions (though that is good too).  Before getting married, I would rearrange my room on a fairly regular basis, putting furniture sometimes in a non-conventional setup (TV in the closet).  Variety is good.
  22. When I was young, I hated mowing the lawn, and thought I would likely buy a condo someday instead of house, so I wouldn't have to deal with yard work.  I even joked about instead buying a house, but covering the yard with artificial turf.  Now I'm super excited for a house with a yard, and excited to buy a lawn mower.
  23. I sometimes think I would be a pretty good voice actor.  I do a decent imitation of Smeagol, and Heath Ledger's Joker (the laugh, at least).  And other odd voices of my own creation.
  24. I'm optimist.  Some people would say that I'm naively optimistic.  But I just don't think life is really ever as bad as we think it is.  I think humans like to overreact and feel bad for themselves.  Plus, I believe that God is in control of every situation, and thus, things are never hopeless.
  25. I only get my hair cut once every few months, when I'm in danger of having hair that is classified as a mullet.  I just don't care enough about such things to do it more than that.  Of course, my wife will sometimes tell me that she thinks the time has come, and then I go in.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

A Prequel

I've been pondering for a while what to write next, and I've had several ideas.  One was set in the future, and involved underground mines.  Another was a fantasy story involving a smuggler.  I even thought about doing some revisionist historical fantasy, setting a fantasy story in the middle of the Civil War.  While I have vaulted these ideas and will consider them later, they are not what I think will be my next project.

In The Second Shadow, the first book I wrote, there are a group of people known as abscondytas.  They're basically human, but invisible to human eyes.  They have a few chapters in that book, where part of their backstory is explained, but I've (probably) decided to write a book that goes into more detail about them.  Thus, this book would take place about 150 years before the events of The Second Shadow.  It's a prequel of sorts, I suppose.

This would be meant as a stand alone book, so you would not need to have read The Second Shadow to know what's going on.  This is especially true, since once I have written it (and edited in one million times), I will be trying to get it published, while (I assume) The Second Shadow will not yet be published.

I've just started the process.  I've been working on the outline, and am forcing myself to spend a bit more time on the outline than I have in the past.  The initial writing on a manuscript is my favorite part of the writing process, so I'm excited to get there.  However, I want to get my outline to be rather detailed first, and I'm also going to detail the characters and their personalities more before I start the actual writing.  In theory, from The Second Shadow to Queen of Men, my writing as improved, which includes a more detailed planning process.  Progress on this should speed up immensely once my extra election-cycle work is over.

Friday, September 21, 2012

The Bucket List

At some point, I made a short bucket list.  Just five items, and only one of which is all that important.  I'd meant to post it before, but now seems like a good time, as I'm about to check off one of the items.  Only four more to go.

So, here is my bucket list in its current form.  I can, of course, add to this in the future.  These are in no particular order.

Go to a San Francisco 49ers game.  The 49ers have been my favorite sports team my whole life, even though I'd never seen them play.  I haven't been to San Francisco.  I haven't even been to California.  But, I grew up in the 80's watching Joe Montana win Super Bowls, and I've been a faithful fan ever since.  Not only have they had a resurgence the last couple years - ESPN.com currently has them ranked #1 in the league in their power rankings - but I finally get to see them play this coming Sunday, when they come to play the Vikings at the Metrodome.  I'm really rather excited, even though we'll be up in the nosebleed seats.  I'll be wearing my 49ers shirt and rooting on my team.  (This is one of only two times I would root against the Vikings - the other is when they play the Patriots.)  So this bucket list item will be checked off in two days.  Go Niners!

Publish a book.  This is really the most important item on this list.  In theory, I could publish a book at any time by going the self-publishing route, but I really want to get a traditional publisher.  I hope, if I keep writing and finishing a book every year or two, that eventually I'll get a publisher's attention.  I guess we'll see.  Eventually, though, if years go by with no publisher, I may self-publish something.

Catch a foul ball or a homerun at a baseball game.  I've come close at some Twins games, and other games, but never gotten one.  I need to start going to more baseball games (I didn't make it to a single Twins game this year).

Hit a home run.  I play on a softball team during the summer and fall, and played baseball growing up.  I've hit in-the-park home runs, but never hit one over the fence.  I've come close, but not quite.  Eventually, it's got to happen.  Time to hit the batting cages.

Make it to all 50 states.  This one takes a little more of a commitment.  I've currently been to 39 of the 50 states (missing Hawaii, Oregon, California, Rhode Island, Idaho, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, South Carolina, North Dakota).  Some of them will be easy.  I'll get out to California at some point to visit my brother.  North Dakota is only four hours away.  A southeastern United States road trip would take care of a good chunk of them.  Others (Rhode Island) will be tougher.

Monday, September 17, 2012

The Mountain, Explained

Sometimes when I write things, I don't know if it comes across the way I mean it to.  I wonder if people just think I'm nuts (rightfully so, of course).  So, I decided to write up an explanation of the meaning behind the short story I recently posted.  So, here goes.

The story is basically about sin.  Sin is something that can creep in and control us, without us even knowing it.  And it doesn't just take over in an instant; it takes time.  It takes steps, gaining footholds where it can.  It's a Slow Fade.  In the story, the man has a nice, pleasant existence on the prairie, until sand starts to build up around his house.  The sand is meant to symbolize sin.  It grows and overtakes us, and we often fight against it, even though we're usually the reason behind it.  We build our house up to try and escape it, but it catches up with us.  We exert so much energy running from our sin, instead of confronting it.  Soon the sin covers us, and there is not even a hint of our former life.  There is just the sin.

The sand represents the sin we bring on ourselves, for it was the man himself to piled it up.  The creatures in the prairie are meant to symbolize the world, and how it (and Satan) attack our weaknesses.  The house and his crops represent our lives, for sin and the world comes and buries it, and destroys it.  And, of course, the warrior represents Christ, who comes to save us from ourselves, despite the mess we've made.  He gave his life for us, and yet he is not subject to death, for he is still alive.

So, yeah.  There's that.

I'll try to have a new post soon, talking about my new project - novel #3.

Monday, August 13, 2012

The Mountain

Here's something I haven't done for a while - written a short story.  Forgive me if this one makes no sense, which it might not.  If if it doesn't, I'm sure I can say that I was tired when I wrote it, and blame it on that.  Yeah.  I'm sure it can use some more work, but I decided to post it anyway. :)  It's 2775 words.

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The Mountain  

I have a good life.  It’s nothing extraordinary, but nothing terrible.  It is at it should be, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I have a small house on the prairie, at the crest of a small and barely noticeable hill.  The field is heavily populated with crops of a wide sort that I have planted myself, for that is what I do.  Other than crops, there are groupings of trees and grass that comes up to my waist.
The house I call home is simple and sufficient, unadorned with relics, as are the homesteads of those living in the nearby cities.  It is small but more than enough, for I am just one man, a simple man with simple tastes.  Much of my time is spent in the fields, as this is how I put food on my table and earn money enough to keep what I have.  The work is not overly strenuous.  The land is fertile and the harvests are always plentiful, and I never lack.
It has been a normal, quaint existence for many years, with no great disruptions, just as a like it.  Today is no different.  I awake early and ready myself for the day, for there is much work to be done in the fields.  My cupboards are nearly empty, and the crops are awaiting my scythe.  Each morning, I walk out of my house and look upon the sunrise, as it signals the beginning of a new day.  I proudly survey my land and the work I’ve done, yet this day, as I opened my door, I could not see my land.  I saw only dirt.
A great mound had sprouted up overnight, it seems.  I follow it around, seeing that it completely encircles my house.  I stare at it for some time, not knowing where it had come from, or who had decided to pile it up around my home.  Not knowing what to think, I climb and stand upon it, looking down upon the prairie.  There, some distance from the house, was something else new.  A trench now also encircled the house and farmland, and I know it to be the source of the dirt that is now piled up beneath me, yet it is still unknown who had done this, or why they would desire to do such a thing.  It is really quite bizarre, and rather infuriating.
However, I have no time for such rage.  I want to remove the dirt, returning it to the trench, yet I have no time for such things, as there is much to do.  Errands to run, crops to harvest, and other responsibilities to consider, so the task of the dirt is pushed to another day.
The next day comes, and the dirt mound has grown even more, now standing at a height above the roof of his house.  I now let my anger overpower my calm, cursing the men who have done this.  I shake my fist at the cities in the distance, knowing it to be them who have done this to me.  The lord of the greatest of the cities has often sent out notices to the residents of the land, suggesting they abandon their homes and come live within his city.  Yet why would I leave my house, and the life I love and enjoy?  I have not asked for his help, nor do I desire it.
The trench has also grown wider and deeper.  However, I’m still unable to find the time to remove the dirt, for I can not forsake my other duties.  While my work may be easy, it is time consuming and can not be overlooked.
Day after day, the dirt piles up higher and wider.  One morning, after climbing over the mound and walking to the trench, I look to see that it is now not merely a circle, for a new trench has been dug as a great river, from the trench to the nearby sea, and now the trench is full of water.  At last, I must choose to neglect my other duties, and I cut down a tree of the prairie and construct a bridge over the trench.  By the time I finish, the sun has set, and I return to my house for the evening, and my mood is as dark as the night.
The next morning, I climb over the ever-growing mound and look down upon the trench, and the bridge is no longer in place, but is instead floating in the trench, disconnected from its edges, for the trench has grown wider in the night.  I again curse the cities and the cruelty of the men.  I curse the lord of the great city and his offers for help, for surely they see me now, and yet their assistance is nowhere to be seen.  Perhaps it was even the king’s men who piled the dirt around my home.  I wouldn’t doubt it, those traitorous devils.
I then look into the water and see things there I have never before believed in, for great scales were sliding over the surface.  Large creatures were swimming within the trench, lifting their horned heads from the water, and peering up at me with hungered eyes.  I step back in fear, and for the first time I feel something I have never felt upon the prairie.  I feel trapped.
The dirt has grown wider still, and there is now no room between the edge of the mound and the house.  I realize the truth of things, for at the current rate, the house will soon be swallowed whole.  I chop down another tree and build on a new level to the house.  I finished the work and return inside for the night, wanting to forget what I had seen, hoping to wake up in the morning and find it was all a dream.
If only I could be so lucky.  I wake to find the first level of the house has been lost to the dirt, so I crawl out of the window of the newly-built second level, chop down another tree, and build on another level.  This continues, as every few days, the mount grows enough to engulf the highest level, and I add another above it.  For many days, I call out curses to the city and the lord there, blaming them for the hardships that I am enduring, yet I soon come to no longer question it.  It has simply become part of my life.
One day, as I am building the next level, I hear voices on the wind, and there on the other side of the trench are several people yelling up at me.  Mockers, I know it, for they are likely the same people doing this to me.  I hate them for it, hoping the great creatures of the trench would leap out and swallow them whole.
Then one morning comes that is unlike the others, for I look out a high window to see only dirt.  I push through the dirt with a shovel, and soon I see sunlight.  I reach out my neck to look down the side of the hill, too far, and I fall from the window and roll down the mound, twisting and turning as I go.  I eventually stop and lay there for a moment, feeling pain around the whole of my body.  It did not seem to be new, but a pain that had been there for some time, yet I have never noticed it before.  In time, I stand and brush the sand off my clothes.  I look up to see that the mound has become a mountain, and it completely covers the house, and no trace of it remains, other than the hole I had dug myself.
Behind me comes a growl, deep and terrifying, and I turn to see a great lizard, scaled in green and horned from head to tail.  It charges at me and I fall backward with fear, landing on my shovel.  I pick it up and swing it at the oncoming creature, striking it across its fanged jaw, and the creature steps back and groans.  I then drop the shovel and turn, quickly climbing up the mountain, leaping to reach and pull myself into the window of the house.  I turn and look down upon the field, and there I see not just the one creature, but many, dozens upon dozens of them, stepping out from behind trees and scampering toward the house, though they appear unable to crawl up the steep mound.
I sigh, thankful for the safety of my home.  Yet from behind comes a hiss, and I turn to see a brood of snakes upon the floor, slithering toward me.  One comes close and I crush its head beneath my boot, and several others come forward.  I reach to the side and grab my hatchet, yet I know I can not kill them all before one sinks its fangs into my skin, releasing its venom.  I turn to the window and dive out it, being careful not to roll as far down the hill.  The beasts see me and charge, yet I somehow work my way up the mound and out of their reach.  I stand at the peak of the hill, surveying all that is around me, for it is no longer the plain that I had known for so long.  Instead, it is now a barren wasteland.  The crops and trees all about the land are withering and dying.  Was it not so recently that this land was full of life?  Yet I can barely remember it, for it seems so long ago that I was a simple farmer with an enviable life.  Scores of great lizards cover the land, crushing the fruits of my labor beneath their large feet.  There, near the trench, is the greatest of them, a massive, winged beast.  All around it are other such creatures, though smaller.  At once, the smaller ones lift from the ground and fly toward the mountain.
I close my eyes and cry, for I know the end is coming swiftly.  I can no longer evade the creatures.  They will reach me and sink their fangs into my skin, and then I will be no more.  I can do nothing now but howl in pain, wondering what I may have done to deserve such a fate, but there is no time for questions.  There is only time for death.  The greatest of the beast then cries out in an angry roar, and all the other beasts, winged and otherwise, turn and rush toward him.  There, on the inner edge of the trench, is a warrior, dressed in great armor.  Behind him, the bodies of several beasts of the sea float belly-up in the trench.
The warrior rushes toward the mound, swinging his great silver sword from side to side, slaying all beasts that came close.  Soon, the warrior reaches the mountain, leaving a trail of dead creatures behind him.  He scales the mound with ease, then looks down upon me with pity in his eyes.
“Come, follow me,” the warrior says, his voice bold, “for I will lead you to safety.”
I don’t move.  Doubt fills my mind, for who could this man be, and how can he save me from such beasts?  He is a fool, I believe, and yet there is something more about him.  He has made it this far, at least, through the trench and the fields.  I look down to the fields and the see the winged beasts coming closer, and I know my death is at hand, and despite my longing to stay upon the mountain, I stand and follow the warrior down the hill, stumbling as I go.  The warrior’s sword flashes before him, and creatures fall quickly, as though they are no match for his blade, even with greater numbers.  Soon we are at the trench.  I stare into the waters, and the eyes of great creatures of the sea stare back, and my body freezes. 
“Jump in and swim with me, and I will protect you,” the warrior says, and the head of a great beast comes out of the water and stares up at us.  “I can protect you, yet I cannot force you to follow.  You must choose to dive in yourself.”
I turn to see more beasts approaching, and then the greatest of the beasts lands before me, quaking the ground beneath my feet.  It snarls and then breathes a great breath of flame toward me, and instinctively I turn and jump into the water, with the warrior splashing in beside me.  I open my eyes beneath the surface of the water and look upon great beasts swimming toward us, yet the warrior reaches out his blade within the waters and slays them.  Who is this man, with such power, I wonder as I swim frantically across the trench.  I reach the other side and climb out, only to see the great beast reach his long neck into the water and grab the warrior, pulling him back to the inside of the trench, hurling him into the field.  The beast rears back and breathes a great fire over the prairie, and soon the crops and the warrior are charred.  My heart drops in my chest, knowing this man has sacrificed his life to save mine.  I long to jump back in the water and swim toward the great beast, allowing him to serve me the same fate, for why do I deserve to still live?
The beast then looks at me, and starts to breath a great fire toward me, but I am pulled from behind, and the flames shoot past me.  A group of people yell at me to follow.  I look back at the corpse of the warrior, still smoking from the fire, and the tears pour down my face.  Despite my desire at that moment to die, I follow the group into a small town.
A couple days pass, yet the pain is still to fresh.  I am allowed to stay at an inn in town, and I do not want to come out and face the light.  I soon come to realize, however, that the warrior would not want me to feel such things.  He has given his life for mine, and to throw it away is to be insulting to his sacrifice.  So I stand and walk out of the room, and the light hits me hard.  My eyes adjust, and then I see something more surprising, so surprising that I run at it, for the warrior is walking toward the gate.  A voice from the side stops me in my tracks.
“What happened to you has happened to all of us,” a woman said sternly.  She stood there peacefully.  “It’s happening to everyone else out there as well,” she continued, nodding towards the warrior as he disappeared through the gate.  “There are always more to save.”
I don’t know what to think in response.  “How do you know what happened to me?” I ask.  “I haven’t talked to anyone here.”
“Do you think that dirt piled up on its own?” she says, approaching me.  “No, my good man, it was you who made the mountain, whether in your sleep or without a memory.  For we, here, watched as you built up your mountain during the night, then built up your house during the day.  At first it was just you, but then there were others that joined you, evil men of the prairie.   It would not be long before you could no longer keep up with the mountain, and it would overtake you.  There are great terrors of the world that do not show their face unless they think the moment is opportune.  The creatures flocked to you once they saw your vulnerability.  And, before you ask, it is not fully known to us how the Lord of this city does what he does, for he is not bound to flesh and blood like we are.  He is what he is, and it is because of that truth that we are now what we are.  Those that choose to follow him can live safely with him here.  Those that reject him are lost to the darkness that threatened to overtake you.  Yet he does not do this work alone, for those he saves, those who are truly grateful, give of themselves in return.”
I smile.  “I am grateful.”
The woman nods.  “Come now, the Lord of this city has work to be done.”

Friday, June 29, 2012

The Next One

So, yeah.  It's been a while.

My wife and I went on a ten day road trip, but I'll detail that more later, and include pictures.  But it was a good time.

On May 29, I started a new job.  I had worked at FLS Connect for nearly seven years, and was both sad and happy to be moving on.  I miss the people there, but the time came to move on.  I found the new opportunity at Helgeson Enterprises.  It is a good position, with room for growth and learning, and a better salary.  At this point, I've only been here a month, but I'm getting into the swing of things.

One other exciting thing about the new job is that it has a very good chance of speeding up our house buying.  Unless something changes, we should now be able to start looking this coming November, with the aim of having a house by the end of February.  I'm exceptionally excited to get out of the apartment and into a house.  There are lots of little things I am excited for.  There were be extra expenses and other frustrating things about house ownership, but overall, I'm pumped.

My fantasy novel Queen of Men is now at about 73000 words.  I will soon be having some other people read it.  I hope to add some more beef to it, getting it closer to 80000 words.  It is my goal to submit this one to literary agents by the end of the year, assuming it passes the tests of the readers.  I also created a cover for it, using an image I pulled from Google Images.  Not that the cover would actually be used if the book was published, but it's something for me to use in the meantime.

In other writing-related news, I think I may have found my new project, for after Queen of Men.  It would be a shift from the first two novels, and would possibly be more science fiction than fantasy.  I don't have a lot of details yet, but I like the way it's going so far.  More details to come on this, when I do more work on it.

Friday, April 27, 2012

The Art of Querying

I'm about to start sending query letters to literary agents for The Second Shadow.  Below is the main body of the letter I have so far.  Any thoughts you have would be great, such as "wow, that doesn't make me want to read it at all!"

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Sargoff has long been blanketed by a fear of the unknown powers that once brought it to crumble. Dark forces are once more at work, renewing these fears and threatening the country as it rebuilds. The orb of a forgotten lord is found, and the hands of evil once more glow with the powers of dark magic.

Jothan has devoted his life to the pursuit of the orb of Lord Hamrin, for he knows all too well the powers it holds.  He meets Cymor, a strange magical creature made of light who retrieves the orb, and the pair then fights and flees to ensure that dark wizards do not recover the orb and reclaim their lost authority.  On their fast-paced adventure, they encounter kings and queens, creatures of water and sand, a great two-headed dragon, and other powers not documented by the library of Sargoff.  In the end, they discover terrible truths that are difficult to accept.

THE SECOND SHADOW is an 81,000 word fantasy novel that explores the effects of fear on a society, and questions whether the agents of evil themselves present more dangers than the very fear they create.

Friday, April 13, 2012

The Pursuit of Shelter

Though we are still a little while away from it, my wife and I have been thinking quite a bit about houses over the last several months. We've done a pretty thorough analysis of the suburbs of the Twin Cities, looking up houses we like online and then driving around and looking and them, and looking around the area. I have a handy spreadsheet that details the pros and cons of each suburb, including whether the general prices and property taxes are higher or lower, yard sizes, and proximity to neighbors. Through this process, we've found the place we're pretty sure we want to live, which is the Lino Lakes area, north of the Cities. This includes Centerville and Hugo, and probably a few other surrounding cities.

We just really like the area. There are lots of trees, which we both like, and if possible we'd like to have good tree coverage on our land. Trees are both quite pretty, and they add to the privacy of the house, as we've been looking for houses that offer that. We'd prefer not to have our back yard staring right at someone else's back yard, so some extra trees would help that. Lino Lakes is also where our church is.

We have a couple other areas we like too, but this one is the clear favorite. We'd probably be a good 10 or 15 miles north of where we live now, so it would add to our commutes, but we both would like to be a little farther away from the city, and Lino Lakes has a bit less of that city feel to it.

We had come up with our list of requirements quite a long time ago - 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and a 2 car garage. We also would really like a decent yard (for dogs, and to push our neighbors farther away), preferably with good tree coverage.

We're still about a year away from starting the process. (Well, we'll get to a bank and get approved for a loan before that, probably early next year.) Our plan is to get in touch with a realtor next April, and hopefully start looking at houses in May. The lease for our apartment will run out at the end of next August, so hopefully we can choose and house and get everything done by then. I've added some pictures of houses we've looked at and liked (by "looked at", I mean "drove by"). These are, of course, not houses we'll be buying, sadly, unless they're still for sale a year from now. I certainly have styles of houses that I like more than others, though overall I'm more concerned with the functionality of the inside of the house, than I am with the appearance of the outside. And then we're more open to certain styles depending on the land it's on. The first house picture posted here isn't really a style we're that excited about, but it's surrounded by trees, which we would really like.

I'm super excited. Home ownership certainly comes with more expenses, but we're making sure we're as prepared as we can be. We're going to be able to put down a good down payment on a house (25 or 30 percent), which will be quite helpful. But I'm very excited to finally get a house, as I've been excited to get one for many, many years now.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Stuff

I really have nothing interesting to blog about, but I decided to prove to the world that I'm not dead.

I realized at some point that I had left off one of my favorite sports moments from my last entry. That would be The Catch II, during a 1998 playoff game between the 49ers and the Packers. While the 49ers should have never had a chance for that play, being that Jerry Rice fumbled the ball earlier on the drive, but he was called down before the fumble, and at that point, there was no instant replay. But, alas, it ended up being an exciting win.

Anywho, I have been working a bit more on the novel Queen of Men, increasing it by about 12,000 words since November. It now sits at 59594. Still a way to go. That being said, I think I have improved my writing since The Second Shadow, and feel like this book is already more publishable than the last one. The writing is clearer and crisper, and the story is more developed. The initial story outline was much more detailed. Since finishing the rough draft, I have only added one more chapter, and I just barely did that - yesterday, in fact. It now has 42 chapters. It'll need more beef, more details, and perhaps a few more chapters to get to an acceptable length. I sometimes consider releasing The Second Shadow on Kindle or wherever for free, just to get my name out there, but I'm not sure how successful that would be.

Monday, January 16, 2012

For the Love of Sports

Yes, I'm a big sports fan. Football first, then baseball. As for basketball, I really don't get into the NBA, but I love college hoops, especially around March Madness. I've gotten into soccer more lately. I don't care very much about hockey.

On Saturday, I watched one of the most exciting games I've seen for quite some time, where my San Francisco 49ers (my favorite sports team overall) defeat the New Orleans Saints 36-32. The last four minutes were crazy, as the teams swapped two touchdowns each, and the 49ers got the winning score with 9 seconds to go. It was very tense, and I was literally on the edge of my seat throughout the last four minutes. They now play the New York Giants in the NFC Championship Game. In the AFC, the New England Patriots (my second favorite NFL team) are playing the Baltimore Ravens. I hope at least one of my two teams gets in, and a 49ers/Patriots Super Bowl would be supremely awesome.

I was thinking about how exciting the 49ers/Saints game was, and that got me thinking about my favorite sports memories. The memories where I was actually watching it live, and the moment is stuck in my head and being a special sports memory. So, thus I present my 8 favorite sports memories, in reverse order of how special or important those memories are to me. There may be others I've forgotten, of course.

8. Baltimore Orioles vs. California Angels, September 6, 1995
Cal Ripken Jr.'s record breaking 2,131st consecutive game. It was a pretty historic moment, where a record fell that was previously thought to be untouchable.

7. New England Patriots vs. St. Louis Rams, February 3, 2002
A great Super Bowl, that saw my second-favorite team, the Patriots, take down the heavily favored Rams. Adam Vinatieri's field goal stopped the greatest show on turf.

6. San Francisco 49ers vs. San Diego Chargers, January 29, 1995
This is the lone 49ers Super Bowl that I have any real memory of. While the game wasn't close (49-26), Steve Young threw a Super Bowl record 6 touchdowns in an impressive rout.

5. Boston Red Sox vs. New York Yankees, October 20, 2004
Game 7 of the historic comeback of the Red Sox, coming back from a 0-3 hole in the ALCS, en route to their first World Series title in 86 years.

4. Minnesota Vikings vs. Chicago Bears, December 20, 2010
This is the only game on this list that I was actually present for. While the Vikings lost horribly (40-14), this is my single favorite sports game ever that I've attended. First, due to the Metrodome's roof collapsing, this game was played at TCF Bank Stadium, home of the University of Minnesota. It was the first professional football game played outside in Minnesota in (I think) 28 years. It was right after a major snowstorm. It also had some of the 50 greatest Vikings in attendance, including many Hall of Famers. And finally it was Brett Favre's last NFL game ever, in which he threw his last ever touchdown.

3. San Francisco 49ers vs. New York Giants, January 5, 2003
This was one of the greatest comebacks in NFL playoff history. The 49ers came back from 24 points down to defeat the Giants 39-38.

2. Ohio State Buckeyes vs. Purdue Boilermakers, November 9, 2002
This play, "Holy Buckeye", may just be my favorite single moment in sports history. Watching it still gives me the chills. Craig Krenzel threw the ball 40 yards down the field on fourth-and-one, and in that moment, they risked the game - and their chances on a championship. Michael Jenkins caught the ball, and the Buckeyes went on to be champions.

1. San Francisco 49ers vs. New Orleans Saints, January 14, 2012
I know this just happened, but this was such an exciting game, with the teams trading blows in the last four minutes. It was intense! (Huzzah!)