The Lords of Querying

Yes, I am a database analyst, and my job includes a lot of querying (structurally), but that is not what I will be talking about here. I'm talking about a query letter for a manuscript. I am hoping, after the election is over, to spend a good chunk of my free time for a few weeks editing The Lords of Sargoff to get it into pristine submission condition. This will likely include at least 3 -4 thorough read-throughs. I still have hopes of submitting it somewhere before the end of the year. I have found 2 literary agents online, that both accept manuscript submissions and a have a blog that discusses helpful topics, such as writing a query letter. I have written the rough draft of such a letter, but will work more on that as well. Here is a snippet of it: a brief description of the book's plot.

For decades, the land of Sargoff has been blanketed by a fear of the unknown powers that once dropped the society into chaos. Dark forces are once more at work, renewing fears and threatening the country as it rebuilds. Then, deep in a cave, the orb of a forgotten lord is found, and the hands of evil once more glow with the powers of dark magic. The Lords of Sargoff is a 70,000 word adult fantasy novel that explores the effects of fear on a society, and questions whether the agents of evil are, in fact, as powerful than the very fear they create.

If anyone would like to read the full manuscript of The Lords of Sargoff (for the first or second time), please let me know and I will send you an (electronic) copy. I would love to have any type of comments or suggestions than anyone has.

LotD: Anatomy of a Good Query Letter. Written by a likely receiver of a future query letter from yours truly.

Til Death

So we have returned from the Green Mountain state of Vermont, where we were for my brother's wedding. It was a good time. Here's a quick recap.

Megan and I flew to Burlington, VT (with a connection in Detroit) on Wednesday night, which went fine. We had reserved a rental car at Avis. We had selected the standard car, which was described as a "Chevy Monte Carlo" or similar. What we ended up with was a Chevy Trailblazer, which seems to be very much non-similar to a Monte Carlo. Oh, those silly people at Avis. But anyway, we enjoyed driving it around.

We then went to our hotel, Quality Inn, which happened to be directly next to where my parents were staying at the Motel 6. We met them in the morning for breakfast at McDonald's (also right next door). Then some of us went up to Mount Philo, where the wedding was. It had a great view of the surrounding area (I have some pictures that are still on the camera). The ceremony went well. Other people were in the area during the ceremony (it was a public area), and at one point a dog ran through the front and urinated on a nearby tree. But, alas. Everything was nice and went well.

We then went to the Kitchen Table Bistro for the wedding dinner, which was very good. The next morning, we all met and toured the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Factory and, of course, had some ice cream (yum). After that, Megan and I went off on our own, and had a nice couple days together vacationing around Burlington. We went on a small tour of the Lake Champlain Chocolate Factory (more yum), with lots of free samples. We also walked around a pedestrian streek marketplace area, which was interesting. That night, we went to Junior's Italian restaurant.

On Saturday, we drove up close to Canada, and then down over some islands. The whole area is very pretty at this time of year, as the leaves are turning to their fall colors. We stopped at a couple places and took some pictures. We stopped at a little shop that had a large frog standing outside. We then went to one of my favorite places to get ice cream - Friendly's, and had lunch (mmm.... buffalo chicken...).

After lunch, we went back to Mount Philo, where the wedding was, and did some hiking down and up the sides of the mountain. It was good fun but rather tiring. After that, we went to a Chinese buffet for supper, and then flew back to Minnesota early Sunday morning. We continued our unhealthy eating by picking up Chipotle on the way home and going to Old Chicago for supper.

And now, it's back to work. Today is day 2 of 26 consecutive days in the office. Yehaw. :)

LotD: 36 World of Warcraft Accounts. Ack.

Manly Points

So, twelve years ago, at the age of fourteen, I sent my brother Erik an email about manly points, which was a little running joke at the time. I found his response to be great, and thus printed out the email and saved it. I have scanned it in and felt it worth posting here, because I still think it's rather funny. Also of note is the apparent low quality of my parent's printer, and the fact that, it seems, at this time I did not have my own email address. Ah, the dark times.

Time has been short, and blogging has suffered, very sadly of course! :) But, alas. Only 29 days to the election.

As the workload begins to ramp up even more, I will be able to be gone for two days this week, as my brother Dave is getting married on Thursday in Vermont. So my wife and I are flying out Wednesday night and will be returning Sunday. While there, we will also be driving around and enjoying a mini-vacation. This will (probably) include a tour of the Ben & Jerry's ice cream factory. We'll be sure to take pictures of our time out yonder, and I will certainly report on it here in a future blog entry.

LotD: Expensive Meow. That cat better grow gold instead of fur.