Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Disc Golf

I have picked up a new little hobby recently: Frisbee Golf. It's good fun. There are tons of free courses to play at (I've been playing at Lakewood Hills in White Bear Lake), the only expense is buying the discs (mine cost around $9 and earns me extra geek points by having an Orc on it). I'm not particularly good at it, but I am getting better.

It's both lots of fun and something to keep me active. The Lakewood Hills course is about 8 miles from where I work, and I will sometimes play some over my lunch break. There are 14 holes on the course, and I can usually get through at least half in about 40 minutes. I actually have a spreadsheet of my scores (Gina should be proud), showing how I've been doing.

So if anyone reading this (who lives in the area) :) wants to ever play a round, let me know.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

More With Names

Thanks for the replies to my last post. The jury is still out on the fate of the name of Arien. Now today, I have more thoughts on names. Previously, I had posted how I will quite possibly use The Lords of Sargoff as the name of the book series, and thus will have to come up with a new name for the first book. Here's a list of possible names I've come up with. Let me know if any of them sound like a good title, especially for those who have read it. :) Or, of course, any other ideas or thoughts on book titles would be helpful. I have a few that I like more than others, but I'm curious as to what any of you think.

The Light of Fear
The Light of Magic
The Light of Mystery
The Stone of Fear
The Stone of Magic
The Essence of Fear
The Essence of Magic
The Essence of Light
The Light of War
The Essence of Chaos
The Source of Light
The Curse of the Light
The Illumination
The Glorious War
The Beauty of Chaos
The Glorious Chaos
The Second Shadow
The Power of Magic
The Rise of Fear
The Magic of Fear
The Rise of Chaos
The Essence of War
The Power of War
The Malumar
The Second Shadow of the Malumar
The Successor
The Successor of Chaos

Friday, May 01, 2009

Evidently, My Book is Nazi Propaganda

.......well, not really. But I have recently been made aware of something that I had previously not considered when it comes to my fantasy novel, The Lords of Sargoff.

In the book, there is a dark wizard named Lord Arien (pronounced like "Ariel" from The Little Mermaid). It is also pronounced like "Aryan," which is what the Nazis referred to as the "master race." It has been commented that keeping the character with this name may bring up negative connotations and turn off some of the readers, perhaps especially those that are of races targeted by Aryan racism.

So, I'm hoping to get some input on whether you think this is actually an issue, especially from those who have read the book (which is most of you). It seems there are two possible actions to take.

I can, of course, rename the character. On the other hand, part of me sees the similarities between Lord Arien and the Aryan master race. The character is one bent on dominance and power, with very little regard for the lives of others. I could keep the name, because the connection almost fits.

What do you think? Does it even matter?

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Vacationing

I will be visiting my family in Ohio in June, which I am very excited about, but that is not the only little vacation I'll be taking. My wife and I are planning a little trip sometime during the summer or fall, probably July or September. We've talked about New York City or California (would likely be around San Francisco). More likely, however, is that we've talking about going to Las Vegas. I've never been there, but Megan has. She said it was great fun, and that there's lots of fun things to do that don't include gambling. (Or showgirls.) Lots of shows and that kind of thing. So that could be interesting, and it's another state to remove from my states-I've-never-been-to list (currently includes 13 states).

On a related note, I've gotten a bump up in how much vacation days I'm receiving at work, and so now I'm actually earning around an extra 4 days of vacation per year. Which is really rather exciting, as I've been rather low on that lately. Now, I will not only have days for the Ohio trip, the trip with Megan, and going to Ohio for Thanksgiving, but I am hoping to be able to start working TECs again (I need 1 or 1.5 days of vacation each time I work one). Those are great fun and great experiences, and I had worked 3 as an adult, but now haven't worked one for a year, which is no good at all.

In other news, I've just about completed another round of edits on The Lords of Sargoff. I'm pretty happy with it right now, even though I know that there's certainly more work to go. If anyone would like the current version to read (or re-read), let me know and I'll send it over (it's currently just over 67,000 words, or approximately 269 pages).

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Anticipation, Cinematically Speaking

Here are my most anticipated movies of 2009, in order of my excitement:

Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince (7/17) - This was also my #1 looked forward to movie of 2008, but it got pushed back from a November release to July. The trailers look good. I've found each movie in the series to get better, so I have high hopes for this one. I will be rereading the book before going to see the movie.

Star Trek (5/8) - This will only be the second Star Trek movie I've seen in the theater (after First Contact). At that time, that was the only Trek movie I had seen, and I had only seen a few episodes. Now, I've seen quite a few episodes, all the movies, and I play the card game. Suffice it to say I'm now officially a Trek fan.

Terminator Salvation (5/21) - Even though this is an Arnold-less Terminator, I've found the trailers to look good, and the addition of Christian Bale is a big plus. And it comes out on my birthday. Nothing like apocalyptic-type storyline to celebrate my birth.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (5/1) - The trailers look more promising than I originally thought they would. So this movie has potential.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (6/24) - While I've never been much into Transformers myself, I did rather like the first movie. Let's hope this one doesn't go the typical sequel route and be utterly terrible.

Public Enemies (7/1) - How can you go wrong when you pair my two favorite actors (Johnny Depp and Christian Bale)? Plus, of course, the movie looks interesting.

I expect theatrical viewings for at least the first five, and hopefully the sixth. There are some other movies that I have interest in, but these are certainly at the top.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Hacking, Biting, Cleaning, Knowing

(Just like Treebeard said.)

Well, it's been an interesting last twenty four hours. Here's a quick recap, for those of who you love to know what I've been up to.
  • Yesterday, my Everquest II character Chromiden (a healer), reached level 80, which is the highest level currently attainable in the game. It was very exciting. :) I have another character, Vython (a necromancer), who is rather close behind him at leve 77, and will reach 80 in the near future. Then a bit of my time will be spent with Athennemarr, my level 52 brigand (a scout), and I'm looking forward to having him level up higher.
  • In the last week, our apartment complex has decided that it will start charging us $15 a month for storage units that we previously were allowed to use for free. We've had two of them, and we are currently doing a bit of spring cleaning, getting rid of things we no longer need (I've gotten rid of a bunch of stuff), in order to reduce our storage needs, hopefully so we don't need either of those storage units any more. Not that we couldn't afford the $15 month, but, we just don't want to. :) We stayed up pretty late working on that stuff, which is good we stayed up later than usual, because...
  • Last night, after midnight, someone hacked into my Facebook account and wrote some rather inappropriate and racist things on my profile and to some of my friends, including profanity, Satanic and homosexual references, and racist slurs. They also changed my profile picture to a pornographic image. Fortunately, we noticed it within ten minutes of it happening, so I quickly removed all such changes and also changed my password. I don't know who this person was, but that was just weird, and rather disturbing that people would do that.
  • Yesterday, my wife and I went to see the movie Knowing. Overall I did like it, though I don't think it all came together as well as it should have. I'm not going to give anything away, in case any of you see it. But I did like it. Soon I am going to post my list of 2009 movies I'm looking forward to, as there actually are quite a few, the first of which comes out in just about a month.
  • Over the weekend, my wife and I also went out to Buffalo Wild Wings, which has become one of my favorite places to eat. They have great chicken and sauces. I always get boneless chicken wings. They have around 14 different sauces, on a scale of how hot they are. Yesterday, I tried the Wild sauce, which is the second hottest sauce they have, and it was rather good. One of the next times, I'll try their hottest, which is Blazin'. It will be wonderful, and will possibly cause my tongue to light on fire.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Return of the Poet

Here's something I wrote a couple days ago; it's been a while since I've written anything poetic.
--
This Question Haunts Me Still

The foolish man I see, through my years and history,
All the flaws and errored ways, the regretted yesterdays,
My attempts at turning round, hopes of landing on solid ground,
Longing to forget that past, believing I can change at last.

I leave my former days behind, buried in the depths of mind,
Looking forward, not looking back, grasping what I used to lack,
The blood drips upon my soul, the broken body is here to hold,
My life was once in disarray, but You have made it new today.

Yet this question haunts me still, if I am a city on a hill,
If forgiveness covers me, if I'm dead to sin and forever free,
If my past is gone and my future bright, if I'm walking in the light,
Why do I turn and thus allow, sin to yet control me now?

These evil ways that thrive within, bring shame upon my heart again,
For I was saved and I was clean, my eyes shown with sights unseen,
Drowned in forgiveness and bathed in the light, sin was defeated and gone was the night,
Despite my attempts to live life as I should, I fell into darkness as You knew that I would.

I do what I hate and I hate what I do, my life is a lie that I'm trying to prove,
Though I've given my life to grace, I fall and I stumble every step of the race,
Each time I'm shamed and I look back to You, Your hand is outstretched and the forgiveness is true,
You remind me we've fallen short of the glory, but this side of Heaven's not the end of the story.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Cars, Pounds, Cards, Words, and Brackets

I continue to blog less often than I have in the past. I really should improve that. Anyway, here's some (un-) interesting tidbits from my recent life.
  • I have created a lot of images for my Reclamation card game, and will now be able to easily print out cards for playtesting. For those interested, you can view the cards or print for deck making.
  • My car has hit 190,000 miles, and is less than 100 miles from 191,000. Not too long until it hits the impressive 200,000 milestone. Assuming it makes it that long.
  • I had posted on here at some point about me wanting to lose weight. Well, I am happy to say that I have been eating much better (in general), and so far.... have dropped 18 pounds. I still have a bit more to lose though for my target weight.
  • I love the NCAA basketball tournament. It's just good fun. At the time of writing this blog, I had correctly picked 20 of 24 games, and am tied for first place in both bracket groups I am entered in (one with family, one at work). That, obviously, could all change rather quickly.
  • I am starting to work more on Lords of Sargoff again. One of my friends just finished reading it, and gave me some good tips. I have done a lot of little edits with wording, and also some bigger changes, including making significant changes to one particular section. That particular section may also end up being moved to a different part of the book, but that is still under consideration. The current version contains 65,500 words and 27 chapters.
  • In other thoughts on the book, I can see myself writing more books and turning this story into a series, which makes me think about book names. Currently The Lords of Sargoff is the name of the first book, but it is quite possible that I would make that the name of the series instead. I have come up with a short list of possible names for book one, should I do things that way. Such potential book one titles include The Light of Fear and The Light of Magic. Book two (which I already have quite a bit of plot notes for) would quite possibly be titled The Blood of the Queen. Let me know if you have any thoughts on titles for the first book (for those of who who have read it).

Monday, March 09, 2009

Slow It Down

I often do things quickly. When working on different tasks, I like to finish them quickly and move onto what's next, or perhaps have some extra time in between. I don't like to take much time on things.

This certainly has its advantages. At work, I am very fast at what I do. I do our day-to-day projects quicker than anyone else. I am often the go-to guy for high priority projects, because I will complete it quickly. This, however, leads to a certain problem, that affects things both at work and in other aspects of my life.

The faster you push yourself to complete a task, the more prone you are to mistakes. I have always understood this, and yet have continued to complete things as fast as possible. I have realized recently, however, that I need to change this habit and attempt to slow things down.

At work, mistakes lead to the redoing of projects, and can cost additional time. Recently, I made a couple mistakes that will cause us headaches for a few weeks, and also cost the company some revenue. I need to slow down my work and do a better job of double checking my work. I need to pay more attention to what I am doing to make sure I am doing it correctly.

Oddly enough, the other aspect of my life that I am seeing this problem is in playing games. I love gaming. I play three different collectible card games, and it is my favorite hobby. However, in those games, I often make my strategic decisions too quickly and don't allow myself to fully think through each situation. This has lead to hasty and poor decisions, and has caused me to lose many more games than I think I should have. (We have been tracking our games recently, and since we started doing so, I have a 19-40 record. Ick.)

I think I'm a pretty smart person. Not that I'm a super genius, but I think I'm fairly intelligent. However, I think I sometimes rush through decisions and strategies and make myself appear less intelligent than I really am, when the problem is really that I simply didn't stop long enough to apply myself cognitively to the problem. In gaming, I lose games due to a poorly executed maneuver or ill conceived strategy, because I didn't fully think out all the different possible results. If I would slow down and allow my mind to fully wrap itself around the situation and consider what else could happen in the game, I think I would make less bad decisions and, ultimately, win more games.

The same is true of work. If I slow myself down and fully think out each project, double checking my work and fully thinking through each step, making sure not to miss anything, I would make less mistakes, which would make me look better as an employee and would ultimately allow me to go farther within the company (and in my career).

So, I am going to try my very best to slow down and think things through more. I don't want to miss things because I was too busy speeding through everything I'm doing. Speed is good, but it is less useful if it causes you to do things twice.

Monday, February 16, 2009

A Place of Rest

My wife and I recently purchased a new couch from Ashley Furniture. We looked around at many places, and finally chose this one. It is comfy and, most importantly, my wife likes it. We have also now bought an area rug for the middle of the living room, and will be getting some type of coffee table or footrest. We have a couple other items we'd like to get for the living room as well. Then hopefully we can stop buying things. :)

For those who care about my Reclamation card game: I have no created a printout page for the Genesis set, for playtesting purposes. I will be working on the images (right now they all have a 'No Image' placeholder, but all I need to do is upload the image for a card and the programming will use it). So I will be working on the images. However, the cards should work for playtesting purposes, and should print out okay. In theory.

LotD: Melon Mouth.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

So Much to Do, So Little Time

One quick update on things that I am currently working on. Aren't you excited? :)

I have not worked very much on The Lords of Sargoff for a little while, but I am hoping to return to it shortly, as there is still a lot of work left on it. The story is pretty much in place, and most of the remaining work is in wording and tone, but there will certainly be some changes (mostly small) to story and plot.

A few weeks ago, I posted an article I had written called The Case for Death. I feel strongly about this subject and am considering delving into it deeper and expanding that article into something longer. I am just starting to take additional notes, but will certainly keep my blog audience updated on how much farther I take it.

And finally, I have done a significant amount of tweaking to the rules of my Reclamation card game, and will be looking forward to doing some playtesting. I have changed how characters enter play and are set up, and I have also made changes to battles. It should be interesting.

LotD: Floating Islands.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Fifty Random Cooper Facts

Here are fifty random things about me, that you may or may not have known, and may or may not have wanted to know.
  1. I have been to 37 of the 50 states, missing Alaska, California, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nevada, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Carolina, and Washington. I have also been to Washington, DC.
  2. From the ages of 9 to 14, I had the same shoe size as age.
  3. In the sixth grade lunch line, a girl elbowed me in the stomach and I fainted. For another thirty minutes or so, my vision then seemed like a television receiving a static-filled signal.
  4. Around the age of twelve, I gave into peer pressure and jumped off a high ledge into the Ohio River. I gashed my foot open on a rock and scratched up my back.
  5. I have a dream of becoming a published author. I would actually love to be able to write full time instead of work in computers. I also think it would be great to be a songwriter.
  6. My contacts have a prescription of approximately -8.00.
  7. I've been pulled over for speeding 14 times and have been given 4 tickets. I was pulled over a 15th time for a burnt out headlight.
  8. I eat macaroni and cheese with ketchup.
  9. I was an underachiever in high school, and slacked my way to a 2.513 GPA. I did better in college.
  10. I hate all fruit except bananas, tomatoes, and olives. I hate apples and yet like applesauce; oranges are one of my least favorite, and yet I drink orange juice, but not if it has much pulp.
  11. I have moved residences 7 times and lived in 4 different states. Time totaled, I have lived in Minnesota the most (Minnesota: 10 total years, Ohio: 8, Pennsylvania: 4.5, Maine: 4).
  12. My biggest pet peeve is smoking. I also rather dislike long hallways.
  13. I fit into each of the categories of dork, geek, and nerd.
  14. I am an optimist.
  15. I am pigeon toed.
  16. Related to the last one, every pair of shoes I’ve bought for the past decade has been a Nike from one of their outlet stores. My body is somehow a little screwed up and my feet need good support, and I find Nike to have better support in their sneakers than most others. Also, it is not always easy to find size 14 shoes in other shoe stores.
  17. I took a year of piano lessons when I was younger. I also played baritone in the school band from 6th – 12th grade. I was never very good.
  18. I’ve never had a drink of alcohol. Nor have I had a cigarette or any type of drug that was not in a medication or a carbonated beverage.
  19. I’ve never had a broken bone.
  20. I’ve never had a cavity.
  21. I can count on one hand the number of times in my life I’ve slipped a profanity.
  22. I have purchased and played several collectible card games included Magic: The Gathering, Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Young Jedi, Jedi Knights, Rage, and Austin Powers. I have also played at least one game of Pokemon, X-Men, and Middle Earth. (I am also working on creating my own such card game, currently called Reclamation, based on the Bible.) I also love to play poker.
  23. One day, my ten year old self and my fifteen year old brother decided to stack our small trampoline on the top of several wooden blocks, in an attempt to dunk the basketball hoop. He tried it first, and proceeded to break his wrist.
  24. I’ve been to a doctor a total of two times (not including normal checkups): once for an ear infection and once for a 104 degree temperature.
  25. I am a cat person, though my wife is allergic.
  26. My favorite animals are large cats and sharks.
  27. I almost never buy into conspiracy theories.
  28. My best Scrabble word ever was “Gyration” – crossing over 2 triple words for 149 points. My best Scrabble game ever was 522 points.
  29. I have only dated one woman, and I married her.
  30. To clarify, I did have a “girlfriend” in high school for 3 weeks, but we never went on a date or saw each other outside of school. I was exceptionally nervous and shy.
  31. By that time, I had become completely convinced that I was never going to get married.
  32. Years later, I proposed to my then-girlfriend at a gazebo next to the lake in Albert Lea. The gazebo was decorated with roses and candles, and I read her a poem I am written for her.
  33. I had taken out an additional student loan to pay for the ring.
  34. My favorite pizza is from Pizza Hut. I love the stuffed crust.
  35. I have only been to 2 other countries – Canada (which barely counts) and the Bahamas, for our honeymoon in 2006.
  36. I have now built 2 of my computers instead of buying it as a system.
  37. I did not vote for Barack Obama.
  38. My favorite NFL team is the San Francisco 49ers, even though I’ve never been to California. My favorite ever football player is Joe Montana.
  39. Geographically speaking, my favorite state is Colorado.
  40. I once had a pedal snap off my bike and dig into my leg, and I still have scars from it. I have other scars from box knives and chisels, and the grill from McDonald’s.
  41. I was picked on terribly in grade school. I was also punched in the face once before a little league baseball game.
  42. During all of high school, I ate one cafeteria lunch. I usually had a sack lunch. I even brought a sack lunch into McDonald’s once.
  43. I am somewhat lactose intolerant, yet I love milk, ice cream, and cheese. A stomach ache is worth a good bowl of ice cream.
  44. When I was around 8 years old, I fell off my bike and knocked my mouth into the corner of a wooden picnic table. My two front teeth were knocked out because of it.
  45. Concerning Star Wars and Lord of the Rings movies: I have gone to see them in the theater a total of 27 times.
  46. The first R rated movie I saw in the theater was Air Force One.
  47. I love (non-alcoholic) egg nog.
  48. The first CD I ever purchased was Michael W. Smith: The First Decade.
  49. The highest profile person I’ve ever met is Senator Norm Coleman, from Minnesota. Also, my father attended the University of Maine at the same time as Stephen King, and one of my former coworkers was a college roommate with Tony Romo, current quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.
  50. I worked for two months as a nursing assistant at a nursing home, working with sufferers of Alzheimers. They let me go, and several months later I started working at McDonald’s, where I met a girl named Megan. Oh, and then I married her.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

More than a Sound

Music is one of my favorite things in the world. I rather enjoy cranking up the volume and listening to some good hard rock. But music doesn't stop there. Music is not simply the sounds of the instruments. The words of music can hold great value; they can bring you messages of joy and peace and hope.

I listen only to Christian music, with the sole exception being Weird Al Yankovic. I listen only to Christian music because I want the messages of the songs I listen to to be positive and not tainted by a secular worldview. The lyrics of a lot of today's mainstream music flies completely in the face of what we know to be Biblical truth, and yet these are the songs we are choosing to play on the radio so our young children can listen and repeat over and over in their heads. I honestly feel that such music (along with movies and TV) all play into warping our beliefs about morality and Godliness.

Of course, probably due to a desire for success, many Christian bands use lyrics that, while they may not be morally irrehensible, are not always openly and obviously Christian. Their message is buried in analogies and subtleties, and it is not always obvious up front that it is a Christian band. They seem to be in the music business solely to provide entertainment, and not to use their talents to further the kingdom of God. While I understand that being "overly Christian" in your lyrics may turn off nonbelievers from listening, I really enjoy it and appreciate it when I hear a song that I really like that I can easily tell the beliefs and message of the band. We should not allow our choice of music to be swayed by the world and what they consider to be popular and true; for the music we listen to should be aligned with the absolute truth of Christ.

I recently purchased my first CD in many years. It is the Fireflight: Unbreakable album, and it is pretty much wonderful. The music is great (rock, but not too hard; no screaming), and the lyrics are obvious in their message. They have quickly become one of my favorite bands, and Unbreakable has become one of my favorite songs.

To finish, here are some pieces of lyrics from the Fireflight album. At some point, I might post some of my more favorite lyrics in general, but for the moment, I'm just really appreciating this album and its message.

God, I want to dream again
Take me where I’ve never been
I want to go there
This time I’m not scared
Now I am unbreakable, it’s unmistakable
No one can touch me
Nothing can stop me
- Unbreakable

Your love, it burns
Away my darkness
You guide me when I’m blind
You are the light
That shines inside me
Showing me I’m
So much more
When I’ve been on a losing streak
Hit so hard I couldn’t speak
But when I hear Your voice it fades away
- Brand New Day

And you want Him, and you need Him
But you act like He’s not there
Yeah, you know that you’re hollow
And something’s missing here
So you push and you pull the hole in your soul
But you can’t make the hunger disappear
- The Hunger

Yesterday I heard Your voice
Whispering through all the noise
I pretended I couldn’t hear You
But You kept on pursuing me
And You began to move in me
And I just couldn’t hide any more
- Go Ahead

And I’m here to stay
Nothing can separate us
And I know, I’m ok
You cradle me gently
Wrapped in your arms.... I’m home
- Wrapped in Your Arms

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Making Less of Me

No, this is not a lesson in humility. Perhaps in a future post. :)

As I've talked about before, I am going to try to lose some weight. I have become more serious about it over the last few months, and am making a New Year's resolution (the first one I've ever made) to crack down on it and stick to it. Here are some steps I am and will be taking, most of which are obvious, but alas:
  • Eat less. This includes, when going out to eat, eating half my meal and saving the other half. I do love leftovers. This also includes not overeating on snacks, as I have often done.
  • Eat better. I have already been eating vegetable-type soups for lunch at work, and I will be making sure my suppers are healthier.
  • Exercise. I will be using the treadmill 3 times each week. I have also started playing volleyball each week, which is a good workout. Trying to add extra walking to my day is also a good thing.
  • Drink more water. I also need to drink less pop. We rarely have pop at home, but I sometimes overdo it when going out to eat or at game and card nights. At home, I drink mostly juice and milk.
  • Get more fiber. I've been eating cereal for breakfast everyday for a year or more, but I've gotten some healthier cereals that are stuffed full of fiber.
I have small goals first, of losing 5 and 10 pounds, but my long term goal is to lose at least 40 pounds, hopefully 50. This will take sticking to a plan and not overeating. If anyone has any other weight loss tips, I'd love to hear them.

LotD: T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project. Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Yes, I Saw A Ferrari

We had a good Christmas, as always. For Christmas dinner, we made a glazed stuffed ham and Au Gratin potatoes. Later in the day we had meat and cheese, and kielbasa sausages (I've made them before). It was all yummy.

I received many things that I was happy to get on Christmas day. Listing everything would be silly, but two of the happiest gifts (all the presents were happy) were MarioKart for the Wii, and The Dark Knight on DVD (which we watched on Christmas day).

In other news, Megan's nephew Tony has been here for a couple days. On Sunday, we went to the Mall of America, and sitting on the bottom floor was the most wonderful thing I've ever come across in a mall: a Ferrari. Yeah, that's right. The picture I have here is one I grabbed online, but that's what it looked like, only silver. I should have reached out and touched it. It was most definitely the closest I've ever been to such a car. (I've seen two others in my life, on the roads of Columbus.) According to my estimations and the help of Kelley Blue Book, that Ferrari is worth more than seventy-one 2000 Chevy Cavaliers.

(And I think the value it assigned to my Cavalier was a bit high...)

We are in the middle of the college football bowl season - a wonderful time. Each year, us Coopers pick the winners of each game and see who can do the best. Our picks and progress can be seen on the Cooper Bowl page. As of this posting, my mother and myself are winning with 9 correct picks (after 14 games).

LotD: Colorful Poodles. Some dog owners are really weird.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Music to My Ears

I really do love music, even though I haven't bought a CD for several years. Now, my main source of music is to listen online to Columbus' station RadioU, and also their music television station, TVU. My tastes have certainly gotten a little louder than when I was younger, and I currently have no band that stands out as an obvious #1. There are just so many that I thoroughly enjoy. Here are links to some of my more favorite songs, just in case you're at all curious. There are 20 songs here, listed alphabetically. These are mostly newer songs, and so I did not include my all-time favorite song on this list. Okay, well, here it is.

12 Stones: Far Away
Blindside: Pitiful
Demon Hunter: Carry Me Down
Family Force 5: Earthquake
Family Force 5: Replace Me
Fireflight: Unbreakable
Fireflight: You Decide
Flyleaf: All Around Me
Flyleaf: Cassie
Hawk Nelson: The One Thing I Have Left
House of Heroes: In The Valley of the Dying Sun
Krystal Meyers: Make Some Noise
Project 86: The Spy Hunter
Red: Already Over
Red: Breathe Into Me
Seabird: Rescue
Showbread: Mouth Like a Magazine
Since October: Disaster
Thousand Foot Krutch: Favorite Disease

And to go along with one of Gina's recent posts, my favorite Christmas song is Carol of the Bells.

LotD: What, the 24 links above aren't enough? Well, okay, here you go: The Viking Axe.

Friday, December 19, 2008

The Case for Death

I am considering trying to write some more serious entries, on different issues, starting with this one. I both think it will be interesting for me to put more thought into issues I haven't thought about much before, and I also think it would be wonderful it I could write something good and interesting enough that it could be submitted to some type of magazine. This comes from my thinking that my purpose includes writing. We'll see where this all goes.

So, first, if you have any suggestions for issues for me to write about, please let me know. And now, here's this. I have just written this within the last hour, and it is 606 words.

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The Case for Death

One of the undeniable truths about our human lives is that, eventually, they end. Each of us was born of a woman, our bodies knitted together in her womb. Someday, each of our bodies will lose its vibrancy; blood will no longer flow through our veins, and life will no longer pour out from within our physical selves. Death is simply an inevitability that we must accept.

Even as we accept and understand that our future includes death, it is true that we often fear it, holding on to our lives and our remaining years with all our might. Humans fear their death like nothing else, and that fear stems from the fact that we simply do not fully comprehend the part that death plays in lives. We miss God’s plan for us; His plan for the end and the beginning of each human life. For all things, good or bad in the sight of men, work together for the goodness of God.

Just as a student’s graduation marks the end of a time of schooling, the death of a human marks the end of their time on this Earth. It is a transition; the end of one era, and the beginning of another. A student attends school to learn and ready him or herself for a future career. Those students who do not walk the path of learning will find themselves ill-equipped for a future. Humans who do not walk the path of Christ will find themselves at the end of their life without a savior.

The scriptures tell us not to fear. Once Jesus has become our lord, there is nothing to separate us from Him and the salvation that we now have. Nothing in this world, no powers in the spiritual realms, and not the eventual death that leads from this life into the next.

We must change the way we view death, for it is not the end, but merely a time of change. It is not something to be feared, but something to be understood. As strange a thought as this might be, death is something to look forward to. Not in any depressive or suicidal manner, but in such a way that we long to be with Christ in the world to come. For this world is not our home; we are as aliens in a foreign land, and Heaven is our true home. Our father waits there for us, and we should wait patiently and yet with excitement for the day when we walk those streets of gold. We will no longer be strapped with the problems of this world, but will have all of eternity to be with Christ.

Our time on this Earth is precious, and even while we are young and the years seem to stretch our before us, death is coming for each human, some long before they expect it. We know not what day will be our last, but that is not for us to choose. God has planned each day of our lives, and He knows what day He will call you away from your body and into His presence. Do not fear that hour, for a greater glory awaits us than we could ever experience in these bodies. Live each day as though death was around the corner, for it truly is, even if we do not see it.

God holds your life in His hands, and His timing is perfect. Trust in Him and do not fear the future, and do not fear death, for on the other side of our last day is the first day of a beautiful beginning.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

A Diversion (They All Come Falling Down)

So, here's an entry in the not-really-that-important-but-amusing anyway type entries. I recently discovered the website Drawminos, where you can set up dominoes and then knock them all down. You can also save them and then send them to your friends so they can see your masterful creations. So, if you're bored, it's something to waste a little time. Also, if you're bored, here are links to a few of my Drawmino creations.

The First One
The Construction of Smiley
Coming Together
Snake Pole

The only other news of interest is that my wife and I are planning a weekend viewing of The Day the Earth Stood Still (which rumors have it will carry the trailer to the upcoming Wolverine movie). She also has interest in the movie Doubt.

LotD: Stealing the Empire State Building. Who knew it could be so easy?

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Cooproductions

It has finally happened.

My updated website is now up and running. I know you've been excited for it for a while, of course. :) So, if you're bored, head over to www.cooproductions.com and check it out. I now have a bit more of my writing online - mainly a few other stories I have written (or only started), that I figured I'd post. I've also updated my top ten lists, though I only have 7 lists posted. More might be coming, I'm not sure yet. This blog is also now imbedded into a page on the site, so you can view it as normal, or on the website. Or on Facebook, of course. Whatever brings you joy.

While I have uploaded the site, I still have work to do on it, including adding a random link feature (whenever I see something online that I find interesting, or strange, or funny, I will add the link to my random link database). It'll be a diversion for if you're bored.

I'm happy to have it hosted on GoDaddy, where I can more freely use ASP, which will be helpful when working more on the Reclamation card game, and other such things.

Let me know if you see anything on the site that doesn't look right.

LotD: Cooproductions. Of course.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Insert Blog Title Here

I really need to keep up with my blogging better. The last few weeks haven't been all too exciting, but alas. Here's another bullet-point summary.
  • I have started to read Eragon. I decided to read some more of the shorter books and series before tackling The Wheel of Time. My wife will soon be finishing up her second reading of The Lords of Sargoff before (probably) starting The Lightning Thief, which is the first book of the series Percy Jackson & The Olympians.
  • My wife and I did see the movie Changeling, which wasn't too bad. My wife really liked it. A viewing of Twilight is scheduled for this weekend. We also watched the movie 13 Going on 30, which was on TV the other day, and was a little funnier and not as bad as I had thought.
  • I bought a new pair of Nike sneakers yesterday. Isn't that the most exciting thing ever? Did you know that finding size 14 shoes is not the easiest thing in the world?
  • We found out on Tuesday that my company is planning a company meeting in January. This one is more exciting though, as it is in Marco Island, Florida, right on the ocean (or, I suppose, right on the Gulf of Mexico). We will be there for 4 days and 3 nights, and will be staying at a Hilton.
  • I really would like to drop some weight. I had lost about 30 pounds after moving back to Minnesota in 2005, but I have gained that back, plus a couple extra. I have wanted to for a while, but I have gotten more serious about it over the last couple months. I did actually lose 9 pounds in September, but then gained most of that back over the election season (lots of catered in meals). So I will be trying to cut down my meal portions, drink lots more water, and use the treadmill that we bought earlier this year on a regular basis. I think one of my bigger problems is overindulging on snacks, so I will have to stop doing that. :) All in all, I could stand losing a good 50 pounds, I would think.
LotD: The Nintendo Choir. Classic.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Return to Normal

Well, the election is over.

Hallelujah.

Here's some highlights and otherwise random information that you may or may not care to know. :)
  • On the Thursday before the election, I started work at 10 in the morning and went home at midnight. I then continued to work until 6. That's pretty much a 20 hour shift with a small break for driving. So the next day, I worked about 14 hours (10 - midnight) on a little less than 3 hours sleep.
  • My company has been mentioned in the national news on a couple different issues over the past few weeks, or more, even if the company name wasn't always said. It all culminates with the fact that my boss (part owner of the company) now has his very own Wikipedia entry.
  • Over a 7 day period (ending with election day), I worked approximately 93 hours. This was down over 2006, where I worked about 102 hours over a 7 day period.
  • Ending Friday, I will have worked 19 consecutive days. I am looking forward to Saturday and a day off.
  • I am looking forward to getting back to some major work on The Lords of Sargoff. I also need to figure out what I am going to read next.
  • This weekend, my wife and I will likely go to the movie Changeling, likely followed a couple weeks later by the movie Twilight. These are movies that Megan has interest in, that I am going to because I like my wife. :) Personally, I am hoping for a viewing of The Day the Earth Stood Still.
While I wish John McCain had pulled off some miracle victory (though I rather doubted it), there is fair hope that Republicans will not have fallen as far as some people thought, as some believed the Democrats would increase their Senate majority up to 60 seats. My company has a fair stake in the recounts that will occur between Norm Coleman and Al Franken, as we do a fair amount of business with Senator Coleman.

One thing, though, that while many congressional Republicans did lose to Democrats, those Republican candidates that we worked for did comparatively much better, which makes us look good as a company, and may help us bring in more business.

LotD: CSI New York: The GUI Interface. Who knows if any of you have seen this. It's only like 15 seconds long. This will make sense to the computer geeks out there. Basically, there is a criminal who is using his website either to commit crimes, or to record or discuss the crimes he is committing (I haven't actually seen the entire episode). So, the police need to try to track him through the Web. Listen to what the last woman will do in an attempt to do that, and wonder how in the world this made it onto a major TV show. (My apologies for the little "thought bubble" that might pop up on the video... I couldn't find the clip without it.)

Monday, October 27, 2008

The Lords of Querying

Yes, I am a database analyst, and my job includes a lot of querying (structurally), but that is not what I will be talking about here. I'm talking about a query letter for a manuscript. I am hoping, after the election is over, to spend a good chunk of my free time for a few weeks editing The Lords of Sargoff to get it into pristine submission condition. This will likely include at least 3 -4 thorough read-throughs. I still have hopes of submitting it somewhere before the end of the year. I have found 2 literary agents online, that both accept manuscript submissions and a have a blog that discusses helpful topics, such as writing a query letter. I have written the rough draft of such a letter, but will work more on that as well. Here is a snippet of it: a brief description of the book's plot.
For decades, the land of Sargoff has been blanketed by a fear of the unknown powers that once dropped the society into chaos. Dark forces are once more at work, renewing fears and threatening the country as it rebuilds. Then, deep in a cave, the orb of a forgotten lord is found, and the hands of evil once more glow with the powers of dark magic. The Lords of Sargoff is a 70,000 word adult fantasy novel that explores the effects of fear on a society, and questions whether the agents of evil are, in fact, as powerful than the very fear they create.
If anyone would like to read the full manuscript of The Lords of Sargoff (for the first or second time), please let me know and I will send you an (electronic) copy. I would love to have any type of comments or suggestions than anyone has.

LotD: Anatomy of a Good Query Letter. Written by a likely receiver of a future query letter from yours truly.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Til Death

So we have returned from the Green Mountain state of Vermont, where we were for my brother's wedding. It was a good time. Here's a quick recap.

Megan and I flew to Burlington, VT (with a connection in Detroit) on Wednesday night, which went fine. We had reserved a rental car at Avis. We had selected the standard car, which was described as a "Chevy Monte Carlo" or similar. What we ended up with was a Chevy Trailblazer, which seems to be very much non-similar to a Monte Carlo. Oh, those silly people at Avis. But anyway, we enjoyed driving it around.

We then went to our hotel, Quality Inn, which happened to be directly next to where my parents were staying at the Motel 6. We met them in the morning for breakfast at McDonald's (also right next door). Then some of us went up to Mount Philo, where the wedding was. It had a great view of the surrounding area (I have some pictures that are still on the camera). The ceremony went well. Other people were in the area during the ceremony (it was a public area), and at one point a dog ran through the front and urinated on a nearby tree. But, alas. Everything was nice and went well.

We then went to the Kitchen Table Bistro for the wedding dinner, which was very good. The next morning, we all met and toured the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Factory and, of course, had some ice cream (yum). After that, Megan and I went off on our own, and had a nice couple days together vacationing around Burlington. We went on a small tour of the Lake Champlain Chocolate Factory (more yum), with lots of free samples. We also walked around a pedestrian streek marketplace area, which was interesting. That night, we went to Junior's Italian restaurant.

On Saturday, we drove up close to Canada, and then down over some islands. The whole area is very pretty at this time of year, as the leaves are turning to their fall colors. We stopped at a couple places and took some pictures. We stopped at a little shop that had a large frog standing outside. We then went to one of my favorite places to get ice cream - Friendly's, and had lunch (mmm.... buffalo chicken...).

After lunch, we went back to Mount Philo, where the wedding was, and did some hiking down and up the sides of the mountain. It was good fun but rather tiring. After that, we went to a Chinese buffet for supper, and then flew back to Minnesota early Sunday morning. We continued our unhealthy eating by picking up Chipotle on the way home and going to Old Chicago for supper.

And now, it's back to work. Today is day 2 of 26 consecutive days in the office. Yehaw. :)

LotD: 36 World of Warcraft Accounts. Ack.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Manly Points

So, twelve years ago, at the age of fourteen, I sent my brother Erik an email about manly points, which was a little running joke at the time. I found his response to be great, and thus printed out the email and saved it. I have scanned it in and felt it worth posting here, because I still think it's rather funny. Also of note is the apparent low quality of my parent's printer, and the fact that, it seems, at this time I did not have my own email address. Ah, the dark times.

Time has been short, and blogging has suffered, very sadly of course! :) But, alas. Only 29 days to the election.

As the workload begins to ramp up even more, I will be able to be gone for two days this week, as my brother Dave is getting married on Thursday in Vermont. So my wife and I are flying out Wednesday night and will be returning Sunday. While there, we will also be driving around and enjoying a mini-vacation. This will (probably) include a tour of the Ben & Jerry's ice cream factory. We'll be sure to take pictures of our time out yonder, and I will certainly report on it here in a future blog entry.

LotD: Expensive Meow. That cat better grow gold instead of fur.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Blog Title of Some Sort

So I've gone two weeks without blogging. Ah, dear. And work hasn't even gotten that busy yet. We're still busy, but I'm expecting that October will bring more jumps in workload. Come and go quickly, Mr. Election Day!

Anyway, here are some projects that I'm working on, since I know that you really want to know. You do, don't you?

CCGTracker - An ASP site so my friends and I can track the games we play for our card games. It will also have the ability to randomly create games (which is useful, considering the number of decks that some of us have). We'll be able to see what decks we've played recently and what decks we haven't played in a while, and will see how our decks are doing, and how our decks are doing against certain other types of decks. It could be interesting, anyway. We'll see.

Reclamation Printout Page - Another ASP page. When it's finished, in theory, for playtesting, we'll be able to create a deck list and print out exactly the cards we need (with card design and iamge included). I've gotten some good work on this done, but there is more to do. I have been image searching lately for good images to use for the cards.

Cooproductions - All I really need to do is finish updating my top ten lists. There are several other things I'd like to do with it, but if I wait until everything to be done, it'll be forever. It's already been long enough. I'll get the lists done and then the site will continue to be a work in progress.

The Lords of Sargoff - While I am not currently working on this, I know there are at least a few people currently reading it. If you'd like to read it, please email me (or comment here) and I'll send you the file. (It's a 250 page fantasy novel, for those who may not know.) I am very much looking forward to hearing the response from the readings. I have written the rough draft for the first chapter in book two, and I think it's a pretty neat opening chapter.

In other news, I am now reading The Lost Colony, which is book five of the Artemis Fowl series. There are currently six books in the series. I have definitely enjoyed the series. I am not yet sure what I will be reading next, but I'm sure it will stay in the fantasy realm. Perhaps Eragon or The Chronicles of Narnia. I do plan on soon tackling The Wheel of Time, but that is a much bigger undertaking, and I may read a few of the small, faster series first.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I Am A Fan Of Food

Last Saturday, my wife and I had date night. We each made part of the meal, with the other not knowing what the other made. I was assigned the part of making the main dish and the appetizer, while my wife made dessert. For the appetizer, I made Kielbasa Appetizers, which were rather good, I'd say. I even included the beer, though at first I wasn't going to. The main course was Teriyaki Marinated Chicken, which I marinated in the teriyaki sauce for 48 hours. It was also rather good. My wife made chocolate candies which were delicious.

One of the unfortunate consequences of increased busyness at work is that I will be blogging less during the next couple months. Sad, isn't it? I know. But, alas. We are already feeling the increase in workload due to the election. We have been placed on a rotation for being on-call at night, and will be in the office on Saturday for the third weekend in the last month. Not for doing the work itself, but for preparing for the election cycle. It's very exciting. But... alas. One of the other unfortunate consequences of the increased workload and later hours means I get less time to read and write, and work on other things that I am excited to work on (Reclamation, and the decks for the card games I play).

I am happy that I have people reading Lords of Sargoff. While there is still more work to do on that book, I find myself often thinking about starting writing on the second book. I already have the opening scene in my head, and I've already taken notes on many of the key plot points throughout the book. At some point, I'll probably start working on it, but I have other things on my to-do list first.

LotD: Fences. I'd like the roller coaster fence, though it seems rather nonfunctional. :)

Saturday, August 30, 2008

The King Has Returned

And Bill Ferny has been sent away.

This week, I finished reading Return of the King, thus finally completing the Lord of the Rings trilogy, which I thoroughly enjoyed (of course). I order them differently than the movies, according to my preference. The movies I enjoyed in this order: Return of the King, The Fellowship of the Ring, and then The Two Towers. For the books however, it was ordered as Towers, RotK, then Fellowship. It was interesting to see some of the differences between the books and the movies. I knew some already though, like the Elves at Helm's Deep. I'm happy to finally have read them.

Moving forward, I have begun reading the Artemis Fowl series, which my wife very much enjoys. I read about half the first book yesterday. It is, of course, much faster reading than Lord of the Rings. Even though the first Artemis book is 390 pages, about the same page counts as the Rings books, its word count is less than half. Even The Lords of Sargoff has a higherword count. Anyway, I like the book so far. So far there are 6 books in the series, and I don't think it'll take me that long to get through the whole thing (though it will be slower as I head into election season - less free reading time).

On Sunday, I am going to the Minnesota State Fair. Lots of overpriced, unhealthy, but rather tasty food. They have deep friend candy bars (which are some of the most delicious things ever), and some other unique things, including chocolate covered bacon. I will probably be trying things at the fair that I can't usually get or make myself - like they have alligator, which I may try this year. It'll be interesting, at any rate.

I am currently happy with the state of The Lords of Sargoff, and am very interested to see what people say about it after reading. I may put my attention now to finishing off my website, and then maybe look more at Reclamation, for the time being.

LotD: Catwoman. I don't know if this is real news, but it's an interesting thought. If it really is the "absolute opposite," as described, it could work. If you've seen The Dark Knight, just click the link already.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

The Lord of Blog Entries

As I have been counseled to do, and makes sense now that the novel is in its later stages, I have removed all downloadable files of The Lords of Sargoff from my online storage. It is best at this point to not allow the full text to be freely distributed online, as that is something publishers would likely frown upon. So, anyone who reads this blog can send me an email if they wish to read the full text. I will still likely post some of it on my website (maybe the first third, I'm not sure yet), but certainly not all of it.

Though I only recently posted the full version, I am already undergoing another read through and round of edits (it'll be a work in progress until a publisher hits the print button). I have continued to work on the dialog to make it more fantasy-like. I have also added another chapter to further develop one of the characters (Lord Arien). It is currently nearing 61,000 words (3,000 more words than when I posted the last version just a couple weeks ago), and I'd like to have it over 62,500 words, which shouldn't be a problem. That is the number at which, with 250 words per page, The Lords of Sargoff would be a 250 page novel, which I think is pretty good, even if it is on the shorter end of novels.

I am very excited to start sending it off to publishers, should the response from anyone who should read it tell me that they feel it to be ready. After this next round of edits is over with, I know my wife will be re-reading it and critiquing it for me. In addition to traditional publishers and literary agents, I have considered submitting it to Tate Publishing. They are a Christian publisher that will take care of pretty much the whole publishing process, but they require an investment (over $4,000, I believe). Authors who sell enough books through them (5,000 copies, I believe) get their investment back. While I am not currently in a position to drop four grand on a book investment, I may submit the manuscript to them anyway, just to get their feedback on whether they liked the story. I will only consider going through them if I am not able to find a traditional publisher or literary agent (who require no investment) to publish it. But any feedback I can get from Tate would most likely be helpful.

LotD: Death Star Over San Francisco. And you thought Star Wars was a myth. It was, of course, a documentary! I found this video while at work, and just watch a few moments of it, without the sound, assuming there is sound. So I have no idea what they're saying, but the video itself was pretty nifty.

Monday, August 18, 2008

My Jedi Training

On Friday night, I went to see Star Wars: The Clone Wars, since it would be crazy for there to be a Star Wars film in existence that I haven't seen. The reviews of it had been rather grim, so I went with rather low expectations. Which, in the end, meant that the movie was about as good as I was expecting. The animation was pretty good for the most part, but the story wasn't too impressive, as they rehashed old plot points, even lifting quotes from other Star Wars movies and seeming to duplicate scenes from the other movies, with different characters. Overall, I thought the movie to basically be a glorified Saturday morning cartoon, and not too much more.

To continue the Star Wars theme, on Saturday, a large group of us (10 adults, 2 children) went to the Star Wars exhibit, which was rather excellent. They had tons of original props from the movies, including ships, costumes and weapons that were actually used in the movies. The had a large model of the Millennium Falcon, probably a good six feet wide, maybe. That ship, along with several others, had amazing levels of detail. My other favorite parts were the original Yoda puppet, (of course) Darth Vader's costume, and the original lightsabers. They had costumes and models for just about all the main characters, minus a few. It was excellent.

LotD: Star Wars TV Series. I'd heard about this around the time Episode III came out, I think. It's live action, but who knows if it'll be any good once it comes out in 2009 or 2010.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Ah, Stuff

Welcome to another exciting edition of Chromiden's Chronicles. Last week, as I stated in a previous entry, I took my wife on a secret date. She had no idea where we were going. Everything ended up going well. We drove from the Twin Cities to Rochester (about an hour and a half drive) and ate at a place called The Canadian Honker, as recommended to me by the newly-blogging Mrs. Marlin. It was rather good. The appetizer we got - onion rings - were deemed by my wife to be the best onion rings she'd ever had. Pretty impressive. She had a burger for the main course, and I had (as is rather usual for me at almost any restaurant) chicken strips, which were rather yummy. It was a wonderful meal. We then went to the second surprise of the night, in Stewartville (about 10 minutes from Rochester) - where we were entertained by the Stewartville Community Theater's production of Beauty and the Beast. It was a pretty good show and, most importantly, my wife liked it. So it was a good day.

We are now planning something that we haven't done in a while, which is a fancy-type dinner at home where each of us makes part of the meal, but where we surprise each other with what we're making. Unlike the first two times we did this, it has been decided that I will be making the main course. I need to start figuring out what to make, though I do have some ideas. I have other a month to plan, but I better think about it, so I don't forget. Whoops.

Here, using the rapid-fire approach, are some other random updates from my life.
  • I finished The Two Towers today, and will be beginning Return of the King very shortly. Unlike with the movies, I enjoyed this book more than Fellowship of the Ring. Who knows why. But I am amused that the orcs around Cirith Ungol said hello to each other by saying "Hola!" I didn't realize that Mordor was that close to Spain.
  • On the secret date trip described previously, my car hit the fun number of 180,000 miles. Another year or so and it'll hit the sweet number of 200,000 miles. Who knows if it'll make it. But we're prepared to pay cash for a car once either one of our cars kicks the bucket (her car is around 150,000 miles; so both are nearing the end, most likely). While I will miss my car, I am rather looking forward to car (or truck) shopping.
  • I have done a bit of work on my new Cooproductions website. As I've stated before, I'm most excited to have a better place to post Lords of Sargoff updates and images and other game information from Reclamation and Myridia.
  • We are going to ValleyFair tomorrow. How sweet is that?
LotD: Stefan Didak's Home Office Desktop. I think he needs more monitors.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Fifty-Eight Thousand Words, Just For You

I have uploaded the newest version of The Lords of Sargoff. For those interested in reading it, you can download it in the following formats:
For those up to the challenge of reading it, I hope you will give me honest and brutal feedback on what you thought of it. I am looking for any and all such things:
  • Grammar and spelling errors
  • Plot holes (things don't make sense storywise - big or small)
  • Sections that don't flow, or don't seem to fit - sections of bad writing :)
  • People and places that have dumb names (or names that don't fit)
  • Things that are not explained enough, or explained too much
  • Words that are overused
  • Parts of the story that are too similar to "fantasy cliches"
  • Anything that you think may improve the story
If this it to be someday accepted for publication, it needs to be as without flaws as possible, so hold nothing back. :)

LotD: Periodic Table of Awesoments. I'm amused that #11 doesn't have an abbreviation.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Myridia

So, as some who read this know and also play, one of my favorite board games is Carcassonne. It is a strategy game where players place tiles on the table, creating a geographical area and score points based on parts of that area (cities, roads, fields, or forests, river, and meadows, depending on your version of the game, though there are other versions).

Within the last few months, I've had the idea pop into my head for creating a game with the similarity of tiles making up a geographical area, and yet, rather different. So, I have written up several pages worth of rules for this game - Myridia - which is (I think) a bit more complicated than Carcassonne.

One major difference is that the game is in space. So each tile can include one of (or a combination of) planets, moons, asteroids, black holes, wormholes, stars, and empty space, and other little things (like treasures, space merchants and space raiders).

In Carcassonne, you claim things (cities, roads, and so on), trying to score points off of them. In Myridia, the main part of the game is delivering goods from planet to planet. There will be 5 different types of resources, some scarcer, some more common. Planets usually only provide certain types of resources and only want to by others. So you must build outposts and ships in order to pick up and deliver goods from planet to planet, trying to maximize your earnings. The purpose of the game is to earn more credits than your opponents (this is what determines the winner at the end of the game). Credits are also how you buy things. You can also earn credits by completing missions (they will show up on certain tiles).

Oh, Myridia is the name of the central star ("the sun") in this little galaxy that gets created during the game, thus, the name of the game.

LotD: Christian the Lion. It's kind of a cheesy video, but funky nonetheless.

Friday, August 01, 2008

Goodness is Coming

It is true that I have seen The Dark Knight twice already, but is that nearly enough for such an amazing piece of cinema? Heck no. Thus, quite possibly, the third time's a charm tonight. I'm pretty excited. I do love this movie. It current sits at #10 on my list, just behind Gladiator and The Matrix, but it is threatening to move up and overtake at least one of them.

In other news, I am taking my wife on a secret date night on Saturday night. I'll tell you more what it consists of in an entry next week, but I think she'll like it.

I have been increasing my work on The Lords of Sargoff, and have nearly read through the whole thing in the last few days. I then have a list of changes or additions to make. I have also made quite a bit of notes concerning plot lines for the second book, which I have preliminarily titled The Second War, though who knows what the heck it'll be in the end. I have a bit of work left on book one. I should be posting a new version of it within the next two weeks, for anyone who feels up to rereading it. I am then hoping to start sending it to literary agents and publishers by the end of the year. I feel, at 60,000 words (approximately 250 pages), that the story is mostly complete; most of the work on it now is minor tweaking.

LotD: Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince Teaser Trailer. About time, huh?

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Top Fifty

Here is the top fifty of my newly-redone movies list (which currently has a total of 402 movies). This is by far the longest of the lists that I will be redoing for my website. Numbers 10, 16, 17, and 19 are all brand new to my top 20. Originally, when I had first gone to see #17 and had reported it in this blog, I had thought I would place it below the series that started with #20 on this list. But then I saw it again, and it moved up. Good job Mr. Stark.

1 Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The
2 Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The
3 Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
4 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The
5 Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
6 Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
7 Star Wars: A New Hope
8 Matrix, The
9 Gladiator
10 Dark Knight, The
11 Serenity
12 Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
13 Chronicles of Narnia: Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, The
14 Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
15 Braveheart
16 Batman Begins
17 Iron Man
18 Terminator II: Judgment Day
19 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
20 X-Men
21 Shrek
22 Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
23 Minority Report
24 Juno
25 300 (2007)
26 King Kong (2005)
27 Princess Bride, The
28 Signs
29 Se7en
30 Matrix: Reloaded, The
31 Fight Club
32 V For Vendetta
33 Cars
34 Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
35 Toy Story II
36 X-Men: The Last Stand
37 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
38 I, Robot
39 I Am Legend
40 Office Space
41 Bourne Ultimatum, The
42 Saving Private Ryan
43 Shawshank Redemption, The
44 Bourne Supremacy, The
45 Toy Story
46 Terminator III: Rise of the Machines
47 X2: X-Men United
48 Terminator
49 Transformers
50 Troy

LotD: Tilted Twister. It's a Lego robot that solves a Rubik's Cube.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

I'm Illiterate

Well, not really. However, the amount of books I've read is relatively low. How many, you ask? Since I know you really want to know, I shall tell you. As far as I can recall, the number of novels I have thus far read in my life is 25. This includes 12 Left Behind books and 7 Harry Potter books. The other six are: The Hobbit; The Fellowship of the Ring (I'm currently halfway through The Two Towers); The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe; To Kill a Mockingbird; Jaws; and Sounder. This list does not include my reading of my own novel-in-progress. :)

My mother urged me to read more as a child, but I rebelliously declined. This was the time she managed to make me get through Jaws. Well, better late than never to start reading a lot.

But, alas. This shall be increasing more in the future. If anyone has any recommendations for me, let me know. Here's a quick recap of my current to-be-read list: Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, Eragon, Chronicles of Narnia, and Artemis Fowl.

LotD: Terminator Salvation Teaser Trailer. Now, you would have seen this already had you gone to see The Dark Knight. Tisk-tisk. Christian Bale's involvement in the new Terminator movies has me more interested in them.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Kill The Bat Man

Batman Begins was an excellently entertaining, dark, very well done reboot to the Batman franchise. I have memory of only seeing Batman Forever - with Val Kilmer - which I thought was pretty good, but that - and any pieces of the other movies I've seen - can't hold a candle to what director Christopher Nolan did with Batman Begins. Christian Bale was the perfect choice to play Batman, and all the other pieces of the film fit together nearly perfectly. This was the movie that the franchise deserved.

And then came the sequel, The Dark Knight.

Which, by nearly every aspect, is one of the very best sequels that has ever been produced. It is not only better than its predecessor, and the best film of the year, but to me, it is the best film to hit theaters since Return of the King in December 2003. I am currently in the process of redoing my top movies list, and it debuted at #10. Not too bad. There were only 2 movies that were not from Star Wars or Lord of the Rings that ranked higher. Twenty points goes to anyone who can guess what those are.

[Just to clarify; while I think it is the best movie of the last 5 years, that does not mean it is my favorite - that title goes to Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. What I find the most entertaining and what I find to be the best movie are not necessarily the same thing.]

The story was dark - darker than the first - and the action was great, but The Dark Knight's greatest asset is the late Heath Ledger's performance as the Joker. This Joker is unlike any movie villain to I can remember, and one of the best. He is not a happy Joker, but a dark and menacing figure that steals each scene. There is talk of Ledger's performance earning him a posthumous Oscar nomination, which I most definitely think this performance is worthy of.

So, in short: go see this movie. If you haven't seen Batman Begins, borrow it or rent it, and then go see this movie. There is a definite chance that my wife and I will be making a return viewing.

LotD: Star Trek Images. Just some little teaser poster images from the next Star Trek movie.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

The Thickening Dark

Sounds like a good chapter title for The Lords of Sargoff. Anyway, I've gotten some good work done on the story over the last week or so. It's now sitting at about 54,000 words (216+ pages) and growing. I'm adding in some new adventures and stories. Hopefully for the better. :)

Through my own thinking and reading The Complete Guide to Writing Fantasy, I'm going to be making a couple changes to how the story is written. First off, I'm trying to use language that is more fantasy-like; this goes both with my narration and the dialog. I'm also working on making the language darker, especially as the story moves forward.

Next involves the narrator. The way I'd be writing so far is that the narrator basically only tells what he sees, but doesn't necessarily know a lot himself. Another way to do it is to have an all-knowing, who can explain anything in the universe (I see Tolkien's work as being mostly like this). I'm going to shoot for something in the middle; a narration that knows more than I've written it as so far, but doesn't know everything. Hopefully that didn't completely not make sense. :)

LotD: History of Bad Keyboards. Yikes.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Sixteen Days

Crazy. It has been sixteen days since I last blogged. That's just crazy. What have I been up to? Uhh.. not too much. Just work and the usual.

I have been to two movies in the last five days. First off, on Saturday, the wife and I went to go see Wall-E, which I would definitely recommend to anyone else who pretty much loves everything put out by Disney and Pixar. I would put it squarely in the middle in my rankings of Pixar films, not as high as Cars and Toy Story II, but higher than Monsters, Inc. It was pretty fun and very enjoyable.

Then, last night, Megan and I went to see Hancock, which I also liked. It was a funny and interesting story, and I am a fan of Will Smith's acting. It's certainly not a perfect movie, but it was still entertaining.

At both movies, we saw previews for the movie Bolt, which I think could be really rather funny - an animated movie about a dog that comes out around Thanksgiving. However, the next movie on the radar for us is The Dark Knight - a guaranteed see-it-as-soon-as-it-comes-out type movie, with the added bonus of possibly starting off with a trailer for Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince. But we'll see.

I've been working more on Lords of Sargoff, adding some more plotlines and possibly changing some other things about how I'm writing the story. But more on that on a future blog entry, which will be much sooner than sixteen days.

LotD: Fantasy Fine Art Gallery. Good place to look for pictures of dragons and other such fantasy images. Also is a decent place for me to find Reclamation images.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Home Sweet Home

Most people reading this already know about my switch at work, but here's a recap for those who don't. For the past few months, I have been doing ASP.NET (website programming), learning a lot. However, last week, I was moved back to "Data Requests", which is what I was doing at FLS before I left to go work at Priority Publications. It is a very database oriented job, which I am liking more and more in comparison with web stuff. That being said, all of our database stuff is in Visual FoxPro - a Microsoft product (that Microsoft purchased from another company) that they are no longer supporting, and is "behind the times." We are now in the process of transitioning everything over to Microsoft SQL Server - a much more up-to-date, and powerful database system, and a technology that experience with is much more valuable than FoxPro. So this will both be good for the company - things will run faster - and good for me, as a bit of good SQL experience will look good on the resume.

So, I am now in the process of taking the programming we had in Fox Pro and rewriting it in SQL Server, so we can fully move into that and away from Fox Pro. The whole transition will take quite a while (at least weeks).

On another home-sweet-home note, I have been accepted to work the next TEC weekend, back on the Support team. I am very excited! Meetings start the last weekend in June.

And now for a small update on my personal projects.

For Reclamation, I have decided to look ahead, making lists of possible card titles for the next couple sets. Some books of the Bible are full of things to use; others... not so much. Leviticus especially will not have a lot (in such cases, multiple books will be combined into one set).

For Lords of Sargoff, I am doing deeper character definitions, following the Complete Guide to Writing Fantasy's suggestion. This includes developing timelines, deeper back stories, and character profiles for each character (more detailed for the more "main" characters). I have about 20-25 characters that I want to develop deeper.

LotD: Beautiful Cloud Image Gallery. The first one looks like a nuclear blast. Neato.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Cooproductions and Reclamation

My GoDaddy account has been setup! I am excited, and look forward to getting a chance to work on the site. For now, I have a graphic sitting there at cooproductions.com, as a place holder. I still have to figure out how I'm going to design it, and how I'm going to store the top ten lists (database driven vs. plain text).

I have also been working on a new design for the Reclamation cards. I have done a lot of work on the Hell design; see the Satan card image, and let me know what you think. I went with more of a fire theme. The Heaven cards will probably have a lot of light, like sunlight. And I may do something with parchments or scrolls for the neutral cards. But we shall see. Oh, and the image is bigger than I have previously had for cards. I picked a new font that I thought worked better. The sword icon in the upper right also now designates of that character is a fighter (a non-fighter has a book), so that is no longer written out.

On a side note, after grabbing the image I used for the Satan card, I began to think that it was, in fact, the Balrog from Lord of the Rings. But alas, it looks cool and works (though its supposed to be Satan as a serpent - so the actual card would have a different image, but it works for now).

LotD: The Dangers of a Transformers T-Shirt. Evidently, if a t-shirt represents something that could be dangerous, then it, itself, is too dangerous for the air.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

New Chapter, New Site

I have added a segment to the beginning of the first chapter of Lords of Sargoff and shortened the rest of the chapter. You can find the updated version here. I will be making more edits to the rest of the story shortly, as this change affects other things. But I wanted to post the first chapter, to see if anyone thinks it is a better or worse way to start off the book.

I get to have some web design fun shortly. :) I am transferring (from Microsoft Office Live, which I didn't particularly like) the domain name cooproductions.com to GoDaddy, and will then set up hosting there. This is the same name I have used for previous sites, and other things I have created. I am looking forward to having a much more reliable host than I have now, and will be integrating the Lords of Sargoff page and a Reclamation page along with updated top ten lists and whatever else I feel like putting up there. It'll be interesting. :)

On a side note, here's an interesting story. I went to the high school graduation for my niece Ashley, who graduated from NRHEG. [New Richland-Hartland-Ellendale-Geneva, for those not in "the know"]. It was a fine graduation. The odd thing was this: a man sitting a couple rows ahead of us had an iguana sitting on his shoulder. It was very much alive and he had it on a leash. What's with that? :)

LotD: 30 Sequels You Didn't Know About. Plus a link to 28 more.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Indiana Caspian's Ghost

Thus explains the last week or so of my life, cinematically speaking.

My wife and I went to see The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian last week. There was more action, and (after the beginning setup) was rather fast paced, bringing the end credits faster than I expected. While it was rather entertaining, I would have to put it a little below The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, though it's been a couple years since I've seen that one. I felt the ending battle wasn't as grand or epic as it should have been. That being said, if you liked the first one, you should like the second one.

The day after that, we went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which I also thoroughly enjoyed. I am not sure where it ranks among the first three, but it certainly would not be far behind. [Ranking may be decided shortly, when I redo my top movies list.] I left the theater thinking that I had enjoyed this movie more than Prince Caspian.

Then, we watched a movie that Megan had borrowed from a coworker - Ghost Rider, which was an impressive step down from the previously mentioned two movies. The graphics were good - the whole flaming motorcycle and rider - but I felt the storyline, writing, and acting were off. Nicolas Cage did an okay job, but some of the rest weren't so good. When it comes to comic book / superhero movies, this will battle for my least favorite, along with Daredevil.

LotD: More Terminator Movies. The addition of Christian Bale increases my interest in Arnold-less Terminator movies. Looks like they're already doing some serious planning: three sequels.